Reviews In Haiku 2: Electric boogaloo
- Charlie Smith-McMahon
- May 4, 2014
- 1 min read
Reviews In Haiku 2:
Electric boogaloo
(This shit is crazy)
Movies!
The Amazing Spider-man 2
Spider based hero
Colourful action movie
Dupstep everywhere
Thor 2
The action was great
Loki gets too much focus
Eccleston was brill
The Man with Iron Fists
Lots of acting, meh
Russell Crowe is the awesome
Batista? Average.
Bubba Ho-tep
Bruce Campbell!, Elvis
So good at acting, oh man
This Film sort of sad.
Bruce Campbell Vs Army of Darkness
Bruce Campbell!, As Ash
Sam Rami, So good, Evil Dead.
Cockney skeletons!
Games!
Borderlands
Guns, Guns, Guns, Guns, Guns.
Guns, Guns, Guns, Guns, Claptrap, Guns
Some Blood, Guns Guns Guns.
Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon
It’s so eighties, Oh
God it hurts, So Cool, So Rad
Winners Don’t do Drugs
Civilisation 5
World Conquest, Go me
Fuck you, Washington, Fuck you
Alright RTS.
Robot Unicorn Attack
Oh so Majestic
Rainbows and a unicorn!
attack, jump and run
Far Cry 3
Wake up in a cage
Vass kills your brother, escape!
take drugs, get revenge
Asura’s Wrath
Punching space monsters
with his mighty mighty fists
such an angry man
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