Nextwave dubbing script

Characters

Narrator: (Roll Taken)

The Captain (Roll taken)

Elsa Bloodstone, english monster hunter girl

Moncia Rambeau, Ventern super hero and leader of the team

Aaron Strack, sarcastic drunk robot (voice will be edited to have metallic tone)

Tabitha Smith, Valley girl thief who spends all her time on the phone

Dirk Anger (Roll taken)

New fish, just some guy

Fin Fang Foom, A big angry Godzilla like monster, is also FFF on script

Off screen grunt, just some guy or girl

Broccoli Men, loud idiot robotish men.

Nurse, has like 3 lines.

Father death blood drench robot crush, another robot guy

Old Lady

Nextwave Script

NARRATOR:  Here are Elsa Bloodstone and The Captain, in Abcess, North Dakota.

(Distant construction work being hard,  along with back ground of cars and people)

ELSA BLOODSTONE: So what made you want to be a super hero? Was it the clothes?

THE CAPTAIN:  The Mask I guess

ELSA BLOODSTONE: Why?

THE CAPTAIN: So I could hit people in the face really really hard and run away and no one would know it was me.

ELSA BLOODSTONE: What was your super hero name?

THE CAPTAIN: Captain *****

ELSA BLOODSTONE: You’re kidding me

THE CAPTAIN: Nope. I was Captain ****

ELSA BLOODSTONE: Why for god’s sake?

THE CAPTAIN: Hey, I’m from Brooklyn I’m not going to call myself Mr.Freindly, Hell no. Captain ****. I met Captain America once. He asked me what my name was.

ELSA BLOODSTONE: And you said Captain ****

THE CAPTAIN: Man, he beat seven shades of it out of me. Left me in a dumpster with a bar of soap in my mouth….I was a bad Super hero. Makes me wonder what I’m doing here, really.

ELSA BLOODSTONE: Well, we’re supposed to be checking out the site.

THE CAPTAIN: Yeah, I asked around. They think that’s a mall being built.

(distant construction work, along with back ground of cars and people)

Well, Hell, Maybe the Beyond Corporation will build a new mall on it, once they’ve dug up whatever they think is under there.

ELSA BLOODSTONE: Do we know what’s under there?

THE CAPTAIN: Monica and Aaron say they documents unclear. Just that it’s a biological weapon of mass destruction.

(Sound of pouring tea)

ELSA BLOODSTONE: And they’re excavating it to turn it into a working product.

If I have to beat up a lot of terrible little American proles today.

(Sipping of drink sound)

I’m absolutely going to need more Tea, Darling.

(Sound of rocket/jet type engines)

NARRATOR: H.A.T.E. Highest Anti-terrorism effort. The H.A.T.E. Areomarine: Its flying headquarters.

Dirk Anger:so you’re the fresh fish, huh. (Pause) New H.A.T.E. trainnees wondering if you’re going to make the grade as full agents. (pause) You know who I am? (pause) I’m Dirk Anger, director of H.A.T.E.

I’ve been director of H.A.T.E.  for longer than you’ve been alive…..except you. You look kinda old.

Fresh Fish: I’m thirty sir.

Dirk: Thirty? You look like a bag of dried bag of butt skin. I’m older’n you. I’m 99 years old. You know how I look so pretty? I take drugs. Special H.A.T.E. drugs life-extending drugs

H.A.T.E. has the best drugs. Because H.A.T.E. loves me. And I love H.A.T.E.

Every day of my horrible drug-extened terrotist-fighting life.

Every day I smoke 200 cigarettes and 100 cigar and drink a bottle of whisky and three bottles of wine with dinner. And the dinner is meat

RAW meat

The cook servers me an entire animal and I fight it bare-handed and tear off what I want and eat it and have the rest buried….in NEW JERSEY! For H.A.T.E.

Off screen grunt: General Anger, we’ve located the Shockwave rider again.

Dirk: Okay Communications room

(walking of screen, cricket sound as new fishes stand there)

Dirk: Deploy the etheric loop recall televocomputer

Off screen grunt: Dialing. Stand by.

Narrator: The Shockwave Rider; Inexhaustibly powered by the classified Zero Point Squirt drive, containing five tesseract zones. And stolen.

Aaron: Its General Anger on the phone, Moncia.

Moncia: Oh, God. Put him on Aaron. This is going to be painful….Dirk. its Monica.

Dirk: Miss Rambeau. Please return to the Aeromarine with the highly classified experimental aircraft you and your team saw fit to steal while abandoning you posts.

Moncia: Dirk. Here’s the thing. You hired us as your elite anti-terrorism team. The Nextwave Squad. But you’re getting your funding and technology from the Beyond Corporation

Dirk: It was an open bidding Process!

Moncia: The Beyond Corporation is what S.I.L.E.N.T. turned into.

Dirk: Faith-based funding!

Monica: You remember S.I.L.E.N.T., Dirk…S.I.L.E.N.T was a terrorist Cekk

Dirk: That’s an oversimplification of the actual situation

Monica: It’s a blueprint for using H.A.T.E. and their own resources to product-test unusual weapons of mass destruction on the America public. And get payment and political power for doing it. We’re not supporting that, Dirk. We told you all this already. Its why we left.

Dirk: Please come back?

Monica: Kill the line, Aaron.

Aaron: Yes. Silence, Fleshy one.

Monica: Aaron..i understand the whole robot pride thing, but I’ve asked you not to call all humans ‘’Fleshy Ones’

Aaron: Ah. Sorry

Monica: Its okay…it’s creepy. Okay

Narrator: Monica Rambeau is a veteran super hoer, previously known as captain marvel whose mother always wanted her to get a proper job. So she joined H.A.T.E.

When her mother died. She went to hell and is used as a bucket by giant weasels dressed as cheerleaders. And that’s what happens when you tell your kids to get a proper job.

(Drilling noises, and then Godzilla/giant lizard roaring, slashing sounds and sceams of death)

FFF: FIN FANG FOOM!

Narrator: Mommy was a slut-lizard that did the bad thing with suggestively- shaped piles of nucular waste and nine months later —

FFF: FIN FANG FOOM!

Narrator: Has been burning with the need to mate since 1956

FFF: FIN FANG FOOM!

NARRATOR: Has absolutely no genitals whatsoever!

FFF: FIN FANG FOOM!

NARRATOR: Oh, you cannot imagine how annoyed he is.

NARRATOR: Nextwave is a super hero comic about 5 people who have just minutes to prevent a town from being eaten by a giant lizard monster in purple pants.

THE CAPTAIN: Oh, ****

ELSA: Abso****lutley, Darling.

MONICA: Aaron

AARON: My robot brain needs beer.

MONICA: There’s beer in there?

AARON: I wish. Just saying. I’m hooked into the hull cameras; I know what’s down there. I’ve called Tabby.

MONICA: Shouldn’t we be using codenames? Maybe I should be calling you—

AARON: Machine Man? My name’s Aaron Stack. Aaron is fine.

MONICA: In the avengers we all had codenames. Maybe we should keep them.

AARON: What’s the point ? besides, do you really want your super hero name? ‘’Photon’’ doesn’t strike fear into the hearts of men, surely. “hello. I am a tiny insignificant particle. Put down your guns or I’ll bounce off of you undetectably”

MONICA: The Captain kept HIS codename

AARON: The Captain can’t remember his real name. Ellie Bloodstone never had a codename. Tabitha had about nine.

TABITHA: And They All sucked! I was on the phone when you called. What’s the problem?

MONICA: Put that on. Personal flight harness We’re going live.

TABITHA: There’s something here? The marketing Plan I stole was right?

MONICA: Yeah. There’s something here, it’s a 150 feet tall and its probably going to eat this town.

TABITHA: Why do I need to fly?

MONICA: Because if you fight on the ground you’ll get trodden on.

TABITHA: Isn’t the English girl fighting on the ground?

MONICA: Yeah, but she annoys me.

THE CAPTAIN: Lets get to work

(sound of  speeding car hitting Elsa and  sending her smashing through a store window)

CAPTAIN: Ellie, Hold on—

ELSA: No! go take care of lizard pants! I can handle this! Don’t argue with me, or it’s the Kenyan nipple torture for you again!

CAPTAIN: I’m going I’m going

ELSA: Dam….Okay this’ll do

BROCOIL MAN 1: I FIRE YOU WITH BULLETS NOW.

(SMASHING SOUND)

ELSA: Come on then if you think your hard enough.

I said COME ON! Don’t bore me, you horrid little men

BROCOILE MAN 2: BITE MY CORDIE, LANKY.

ELSA; Oh, yes! Well played you disturbing metal faced object you.

I shall kick you to death with slippers on so it doesn’t hurt so much…..I’m an awful liar aren’t I darling?

(face punching sound)

ELSA: Oww

(kicking sound)

ELSA: Sod.

(robot head crunching sound)

BROCOILE MAN 3: NO NO NOT DOING THIS NO NO NO RUN AWAY RUN AWAY THIS IS MY SPECIAL RUN AWAY SONG SO I DO NOT GET KILLED BY THE SCARY GIRL.

ELSA: Do NOT run away from me.

(car getting smashed sound, then squishy stabby sound)

ELSA: Aarron? Ellie. Tell Monica—Beyound knows we’re here. Attacked by some freaks badged as their human resources department, of all things, have just attacked me.

(case opening)

We’re fighting a war on two fronts. Lucky I brought my babies, sweetie.

MONICA: Did you kill them? When I ran in The Avengers

ELSA: Oh, here we go—

MONICA: when i ran The Avengers, we didn’t kill people, Elsa.

NARRATOR: Did Monica always hold all life sacred?

(Loud annoying yapping down sound, then a pained dog yap sound)

YOUNG MONICA:  Bad doggie go sizzle pop

MOINCAs mom: MONICA!

Elsa: There not people

MONICA: hmm…two arms, two legs, bad suits. They might be pretty crappy people, but there people.

ELSA: Darling, you may have run the Avengers, but I come from a line of near-immortal monster hunters, and I know a non-human when I kill it.

AARON: Remote scanning…she’s right. Those humanoids where grown, probably on slabs of genetically modified kelp, they move like people but they’re missing a bunch on organs and most of their brains. In fact they’re wearing beyond corporation fightpersona XP in fact.

Plant-based robots driven by a computer operating system.

MONICA: But they’re alive right?

AARON: Depends on your definition of alive. They have more in common with broccoli than they do with you or me.

MONICA: I hate broccoli. Let’s kill ‘em. But first: the beyond corporation has woke up a giant lizard and don’t seem to be controlling it too well. Tabby: Go tame a monster.

NARRATOR: Tabitha Smith possess the mutant powers of blowing things up and stealing all your stuff

TABITHA: Tick tick tick….BOOM.

FFF: (Roaring sound!)

TABITHA: Oh my god…its wearing underpants

Chapter two,

FFF: I wear under pants

AARON: My name’s Aaron Stack

(I read chapter two opening page)

Narrator: (Primer page!)

(people screaming and running, Godzilla styl roaring, crashing buildsing and cars)

Narrator: Why do giant monsters ear people?

Human beings are mostly water. Their tissues are fluids retrain flavors and other residues from their food. Their bones have a brittle quality. Their skin is warm and pliant

Thirst quenching, well seasoned, crunchy and yet chewy: people are the Elvis of snack food.

Tabby Smith is here with what the Nextwave squad to make the giant monster go away.

(explosion sounds, pain Godzilla roar

FFF: Fin Fang Foom put you in his PANTS!.

TABITHA: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

CAPTAIN: Hold On

TABITHA: He’s going to put me in his PANTS (sound as panicked as possible)

CAPTAIN: I head. Get ready to jump.

Narrator: The Captain is so absurdly strong that he once smashed someone’s spine out through their lungs just by patting them on the back

(Bone snapping)

NARRATOR: In his defense he was quite extraordinary drunk       

FFF: AAAAOOOOOOO! (Or Godzilla pained scream what ever is easier)

(Wall smashing sounds 4 at the least)

CAPTAIN: Ouch

TABITHA: The pants might have been less painful

CAPTAIN: You’re welcome

TABITHA: We need a better plan than this. Unless you think we can take him by breaking his fingers

CAPTAIN: Maybe Monica has a plan after all —

TABITHA: She used to run the Avengers

CAPTAIN: You think she gets tried of telling people that?

TABITHIA: I’m dam sure I get **** tired of hearing it

CAPTAIN: **** yeah.

NARRATOR: The H.A..T.E. aeromarine drifting aimlessly above North America…

DIRK: I hate Monica Rambeau. I should never have let girls into such a sensitive part of the organization.

NARRATOR: Dirk Anger Director of highest anti-terrorism Effort: formed and employed the next wave squad until they went to piratey.

DIRK: I hate girls

NURSE: General Anger?

DRIK: Girls have soft bits. Agents of H.A.T.E. shouldn’t have soft bits.

.They should have hard bits…muscles and stuff

I have hard bits

(Chirping chick sounds)

NURSE: Yes General Anger

(Blending sound)

DIRK: I do. Lots of them.

I think I’m having a nervous break down.

NURSE: Yes general anger.

(Sound of rocketish travel)

AARON: the following dialogue is coming from inside this thing. Which is bigger on the inside than it is on the outside thank you.

MONICA: What?

AARON: Hull cameras have just picked up Tabby and the Captain being smached through a building. The Captain took the brunt of the impact. They’re probably both still alive.

MONICA: Okay put this thing into a parking orbit and than follow me in.

(Splashing sound, and then laser’s)

NARRATOR: Monica Rambeau can convert part or all of her mass in any form of electromagnetic energy in the spectrum. Expect the ones they make up on star trek.

MONICA: Right. Let’s see if I can remember how to do this. Exawatt gamma-ray laser—

(star trek laser sounds!, then a useless pinging sound)

MONICA: What the hell? That would’ve skewered anything else

ELSA: HEY!

(sounds of running and screaming people)

ELSA: I can’t even blow his bloody TOENAILS off!

MONICA: Tell me about it. I thought maybe this might go differently

ELSA: Well it’s gone bloody PEAR-SHAPED. Is what’s its gone!

MONICA: Stop whining, girl. We’re not done yet

ELSA: Here we go—brothers and sisters I have a scheme…

MONICA: Oh, SHUT UP.

ELSA:  This really bloody hurts my arm,  by the way.

MONICA: Okay. So we can’t beak its hide. So we need a new plan.  Lateral thinking

ELSA: Is that what they taught you in the avengers? That and beware of spooky chicks who think they’ve been made pregnant by robots?

AARON: I could make you pregnant.

ELSA: Not unless you could do it from over there clanky.

AARON: I am full of very useful devices.

MONICA: yes….yes, you are.

AARON:  You’re a little old for me.

MONICA: Shut up. I have a plan. We’re going to make lizard breath swallow you.

AARON: What?

MONICA: We’re going to get you inside that thing.

AARON: I hate you, fleshy one. 

CAPTAIN: More of those human resources freaks on the way.

MONICA: Yeah. They want a full test of that thing’ destructive capabilities, so they need us out of the way.  You, Tabby and Me will keep them busy. Ellie, you’re going to make beastie open his mouth for Aaron.

ELSA: How?

MONICA: I don’t care. I’m keeping my special avengers’ training to myself until you are nicer to me.

TABITHA: Here it comes…

ELSA: Okay, okay I heard. How do I do this, okay….okay got it, Aaron be ready.

AARON: What’s she doing?

MONICA: Follow her, for god’s sake. We’re busy.

(Very loud roaring sound, then gun shots then louder pained roaring sound)

AARON: DEATH TO FLESHY ONES!

(stomach and swallowing sounds. Then falling and crashing sound)

ELSA: Sorted.

TABITHA: tick tick tick…..BOOM! (car exploding and breaks)

MONICA: MIRCOWAVE STORM! (Another car exploding)

CAPTAIN: Kick!

ELSA: ‘Splode!

(Big explosion!, theme song guitar part)

NARRATOR: Aaron Stack, designation X-51 from Dr.Abel Stack’s self-build sequence of sentient humanoid combat robots. It is not know what happened to the other fifty.

(sound of splashing/surfing sound)

FATHER DEATH BLOOD DRENCH ROBO CRUSH: I make you die with steamy eclectic mek bits now clack clack clack

OLD LADY:  More Tea Father?

FATHER DEATH:. …confirmed

(leaking oil sound then metal hitting the table hard)

FATHER DEATH: Father blood drench robo crush simply has something in his lens. Leave father blood drench robo crush alone now, fleshy.

AARON: Biological systems are hideous. I can’t believe they have all this garbage inside them and not want to kill themselves.

(splashing sound as the line starts)

AARON: Aaaah, joy. The stink of digesting humans. Time to work

(an assorted sound of saws, drills, snipping scissors and hard ware tools)

FFF: Fin Fang Foom’s eyes hurt really a lot!!

(Building being smashed)

ELSA: Dammit Monica. Lizard pants is still wreaking the place. Your robots rubbish!

MONICA: He’s not my robot

ELSA: Okay—the robot who follows us around and stares at my chest is rubbish

MONICA: Well he’s all we’ve got

(Fin Fang Foom pained panting)

(Fin Fang Foom heaving sound)

FFF: Fin Fang Foom! Needs. BATHROOM!

FIN FANG FOOM….EAT…TOO…MANY…PEOPLE?

(Throwing up sounds and flash flooding like sound)

MONICA: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

FFF: Fin Fang Foom’s…. heart?… Fin Fang Foom’s heart….is boken…

(Fin Fang sound like is a or is about to cry a lot. Sound of Godzilla hitting the ground dead)

AARON: My robot brain needs beer…Also? I want to die.

TABITHA:  FINALLY. I haven’t called anyone for, like, an hour

MONICA: Aaron! Quit your noise and bring the plane down!

CAPTAIN: So, that’s our first gig done and dusted. What now?

MONICA: What now? Next on the list boy! These things are all over the country. In in IN!, beer! High speed! Ignition! Go!.

Monsters to beat up! Things to blow up! It’s the best job in America!

Next wave go!

Narrator: You have been listening to. Nextwave. 5 pirate hero’s versus a terrorist corporation and their unusual weapons on mass destruction being tested on the united states.